Mohammad Ali the ahlian-looking beeetch

my hate for you is like hotter than the sun and and and...

bigger/uglier than Ambra .

I DRINK YOUR APPLE TEA ALSO CANNOT!!!

HATE CHU HATE CHU HATE CHU!

because we spent the whole weekend together

but i'm just a lazy fatass so i dont wanna blog

(:

celebrated amanda's birthday

(supposedly countdown but we forgot to countdown)

over at audrey's on friday.

yuanmay amanda and i stayed over.

ashley and eunice came.

had pizza and all for dinner and we went to the (dark)playground.

had absoluuuuut vodka, baby.

thx to abigail's little wind (her boyfr's name is Xiao Feng)

and audrey's kaching kaching.

next morning (saturday) amanda and i woke up

late so we ate breakfast together

hahaha adorably funny small pancakes.

yuanmay, jiemeizxz and i left for cgm while amanda went for cat class.

(all their cell group members were supah friendly and nice)

after cell group meeting jiemeizxz and i left

and (clears throat) embarked on our adventurous journey around sunny singapore to take pictures (the pictures are amaaaaazing, btw)

for arts alive! with her cousin's kick-ass ultralord cool sony SLR.

then met ben (in town), it was their 11th month that day.

and me the lightbulb shone ever so brightly.

(i didnt know ok!!!)

ben's eye had this extra glow when hes talking to guys

especially the one at newurban male .

he (NUM dude) talk talk talk and just started dancing.

and ben was on the verge of having an orgasm when he saw an afro.

-shakes head.

went to meet alex for dinner (at 10pm -.-) and jiemeizxz couldnt make it cos her mom wanted home like, by 10.

i took a cab home to jiemeizxz's crib (after her dinner)

we have like, the funniest and lamest conversations.

but she jacks me alllll the time. (yes!! punches air in victory.)

rolls eyes at chuuu jiemeizxz.

drey: stop touching meeee!! im muslim.

me: do you think muslim can share bed?

drey: of cos la!

me: i mean like, they got a lot of rules about the opposite sex right.

drey: YOURE NOT AN OPPOSITE SEX JENNIFER.

me: ask only right!!!

drey: you think you really become guy now is it!!!

i had like, rly good dreams last night

but SOMEBODY(stares at jiemeizxz) had to keep waking me up.

me: omg i dreamt i lived in a castle. with roses..

AND YOU HAD THORNS BECAUSE YOU KEEP WAKING ME UP!!!

me: YOU HAD THORNS!!!

drey: I DONT CARE!

me: YOUR CASTLE HAD THORNS!!

drey: I DONT FRIGGING CARE!!!

me: THORNS!!!!!

drey: I HATE ROSES!!!!

me: THORNS!!!!!

both: ROLLS EYES AT CHEW.

#1 Hatechu Jiemeizxz

#2 Look At Amanda

#3 Smelly Boy

#4

#5 Mohammad

#6

#7 (??)

#8 The Handsome People

#9 Yours Truly

today was like whoa!

one hour of non-stop drama in class,

woo-fucking-hoo .

i just hope Zoey's alright.

getting ready for another day,

jam-packed with another dose of drama of course.

(after effects, you see?)

oh and of course,

math test is tmr too.

fuck indices.

i just hope tmr night goes well,

i cant wait,

(screams Vodkaaaa!)

well i don't wanna be the blame, not anymore .

it's your turn to take a seat,

cause we're settling the final score .

that's what you get when you let your heart win,

and i've drowned out all my sense with the sound of its beating.

why do we like to hurt so much?

i wonder how i'm supposed to feel when you're not here,

cause i've burned every bridge i ever built when you were here .

i keep holding on to silly things, i never learn .

oh all the possibilities,

i'm sure you've heard.

if i ever start to think straight,

this heart will start a riot in me .

--

I HATE JENNIFER TAN KE THENG

haha okay not really.
Mrs Kunna is being totalleh unreasonable
by not letting me sit with Jen/Jeimeizxz/Mohammad Ali/Ke Theng
during math class cause of one stupid little thing D:
like helloooooo,
i'm the only one who teaches her algebra,
if not how would she have gotten 9/10?!
Ke Theng has gotten into this weird habit of calling
me Krystal after i told her my mom nearly named me that.
actually its was Crystal,
but Ke Theng said "Krystal with a K suits you more."
kay whatever.
so i've decided to call her by her chinese name,
which she hatez.
(big grin)
lunched with Peshu, Ke Theng & Clare today (:
--
woo-fucking-hoo
did i mention two people who pissed me off majorly?
first off,
the biggest poseur in CHIJ.
make a wild wild wild guess (it'd probably be correct)
first she copies my concept of one of my pictures
(which by the way, was from 182638 months ago)
and then she suddenly proclaims in her class during POA that she shall now be called "Mohammad Whatshername"
(sound familiar to anyone?)
please,
get some originality .
secondly,
some girl in my class came up to me yesterday early in the morning -
girl: hey audrey, were you and jen the
ones who planned the class party?
me: uh yeh we came up with the idea, why?
girl: well, even though you're in the class comm,
i think you should consult the head of the class.
(i thought she meant Mrs K, so i didn't say anything)
girl: yeh i think you should've consulted the
class-chairperson first before making such decisions.
me: (rollz eyez)
girl: DONT ROLL YOUR EYES AT ME!
THAT IS VERY RUDE!
me: what the fuck,
are you fucking unhappy about something?!
girl: (walks away like a pussy)
excuse me,
who are you to tell me what i should do?
you aren't even the class-chairperson,
and the girl who is the class-chairperson is totally cool
with me and Jen handling the whole thing.
and please stop telling me that i'm rude.
in case you have fucking forgotten,
one year ago (before God came into your pathetic life) ,
you were the poster-girl for Totally Rude.
i will not be bossed around by someone who isn't any better than me.
not smarter, not prettier, and definitely not more mature.

on a happier note,
i like my class now
(:
most of my classmates are friendly and supah-nice .

and i am vellivelli broke thankyouvellimuch.

Amanda, Abbee, Krystal (i remembered!),

Bernard, Ben, Adrian +++

roar.

moving on!

if you hear Jen the Hoe saying i'm a Donkey Hoe,

it ain't true.

she the hoe.

Jen : "where are all the virgins that bin laden promised me?"

me: (points to Clare) "ah there."

get it get it?

because i'm Osama and Jen is Mohammad.

ooh wellz,

spot check tmr in school!

(yeh they actually told us that there's gon' be spot check tmr)

heeheehee exciting muchos.

YO!

IJ GIRLZ ARE KNOWN FOR OUR BAND 1 BEHAVIOUR!

WATCH OUTZXZ .

--

i'm not sure why i'm so affected by all of this.

i wish i wasn't,

but i can't help but remember all the things you said,

all the songs you sang,

all the shit we've been through together.

you said you were always gon' be there for me,

now you're gone.

don'tchu remember our pinky promise when we were little?

all this just for some chick.

but now we're rocking on the dance flo' acting naughty.)

it's sundaaaay morning! (12.16 a.m)

anyways,

school on friday was 0-kay i guess.

Mdm Hong (mt 'cher) hatez Jen and i,

she ignores us all the time.

aaaand my new accounts teacher,

Mr Ang Zikai Joe talks superly fast.

guess what,

my name in his class is Osama,

and Jen's name is Mohammad Ali

(and she's the rep, woo-fucking-hoo)

i wish Clare, Jaz, Gabs, Ash +++ were in our class

D:

lunched at macs,

bought a frickin happy meal for a small girl,

and she only took the toy so i had to go round asking random people :

"hi, wouldchu like a happy meal?"

so as not to waste the food.

blah.

today saturday,

huge drama-mama scene involving my maid and mom.

in the end my mom sent the maid back to the agency .

hung with the clique, finally.

back when Mark Walhberg was Marky Mark,

this is how we used to get the party started.

we used to mix Hen' with Bacardi Dark,

and when it kicks in you can hardly talk .

by the sixth gin you're gonna crawl,

you'll be sick then and you'll probably barf .

and my prediction is you're gonna probably fall

either somewhere in the lobby or the hallway wall .

in a couple of minutes that bottle of Guiness is finished,

you are now allowed to officially slap bitches .

you also have the right to remain violent and start wilin'.

now every face looks the same,

they've got no name .

so i don't need a game to play,

i just say whatever i want to whoever i want,

whenever i want, wherever i want, however i want .

but i do show some respect to few .

cause ecstacy's got me standing next to you,

getting sentimental as fuck ,

spillin' my guts out to you.

we just met but i think i'm in love withchu!

if i could take it all back now,

i wouldn't .

i would have did more shit that people said that i shouldn't have.

i've still got a lot of growing up to do,

and i've still got a whole lot of throwing up to spew .

but when it's all said and done i'll be 60,

and before i know it i'll be on the porch telling stories

with a bottle of Jack and two grandkids on my lap

babysitting for my daughter while she's out getting smashed .

Oh, Happy New Year

okay new year's eve turned out waaay better than i expected.

i'll upload the rest of the pictures once Serene and Tess

send them to meeee.

i cant believe school's started,

its only like the second day and i'm sick of school.

my classmates are all so..

okaywhateverwhocaresanyway .

check out Mr Flabber-Whatever

(he has a long name that i cant remember),

Kelly drew him (i helped too!)

the best thing thats happened since school started

was probably finding out that Jen's in my class

and not dropping to NA after all.

Clare and Jaz totally hate their class to the maximum

(sayang sayang)

today tjl fucking caught me for my uniform+hair+whatnot.

Jen and i were walking back to class and

she was like "you, your belt is too low"

then Jen thought it was her, but nooo.

tjl said "no, not you. audrey, come here"

(whatthurfarg, Jen's uniform+hair+whatnot is like mine, he-llo)

and she picked on me head to toe,

fringe, belt, pinafore, socks, nails.
awesomezxz,

dontchu just love tjl!
moving on,

meet my very own Strawberry Shortcake.

(credits to Ianny)

heehee,

i'm a small kid and i love

Strawberry Shortcake + Care Bears + Disney Princesses

(:

--

1. Be more disciplined & focused (in school)

2. Study regularly, and not at the last minute

3. Stop taking cabs so often

4. Spend less

5. Stop getting myself into shit that i can't get myself out of

6. Be less bitchy

7. Stay faithful to those who deserve it

8. Get rid of the pain in my heart